S H A R I    P I N E

Welcome to Shari....

She's a soul singer from NYC who, like most of those after hours diva types, is too damn lazy to wake up (let alone get her ass on Facebook) so she continues to dream ...of breakfast and of kosher beef that's under $6/lb.

Shari: " Hey.  I take exception to that.  You think I have nothing else to do but log on and reunite with people I never knew in the first place?   I'm logging alright.  Logging hours in the studio. "

Well what have you got to show for it?

Shari:  "The Painter, for one.  It's a popwithabluestip full length project (10 traks) written, arranged and produced by me and available at www.cdbay.com/sharipine, itunes, and at live shows."  And while you're staring at the screen wondering how anyone could have 11 friends while you have 646, I'll be putting the final touches on a never before released acoustic bunch of tunes that I wrote; rehearsing for a couple of gigs in NYC, and purchasing a talking drum for no good reason."  

I have 683.

Shari:  "My hometown population is less than that.  Get a life.  And not a virtual one either."

[..changing the subject]

So what's on the agenda as we speak?

Shari: "Glad you asked that."  My Sonicbids  ELECTRONIC PRESS KIT  It's got reviews, pictures....everything for promoters and artists." It's everchanging and always updated.

It seems as though you're on top of things.

Shari: "I am. Very on top."

So why then haven't you joined Facebook.? Everyone knows that you can't go anywhere or do anything without it as your vehicle.

Shari: "I've always used public transportation."

Ironic.

Shari: "Can I go back to watching Shaun White now.?"

He just added me as a friend!  That makes 684.

As always, reach out via email.     (And maybe on Facebook one day.)